Tuesday, February 26, 2008

How can you possibly take this seriously?

Hillary Clinton gets flowers from a Mexican boy in a sombrero after firing her Latino campaign manager.



I can honestly say, I did not think that there was enough pot in the US to make anyone think that this was a good idea. Lets take a walk down stupid lane for a minute.

Hillary fires her campaign manager. This is probably a good idea after she got the great advice to whip up some tears on camera, which worked the first time but screwed her the second time. Did she cry just to manipulate voters. You bet your sweet freedom she did.

Her campaign manager happens to be Latino. In my 30 years I have come to find that everyone is of a race. There is not a person on this planet that is not of some sort of ethnicity. That being said it is a fair bet that her campaign manager would be of a certain race. Low and behold she's Latino. She was obviously sucking at her job so she got fired. I seriously doubt that Hillary said "OMG, a Latino on my staff... get rid of her!!" So her ethnicity probably didn't have anything to do with anything.

(Here's where it gets funny) Hillary worries about the Latino vote and decides to have a young Mexican boy in full mariachi garb give her flowers.

How did that conversation go?

H-dog "Hey I'm going to Texas and I just fired my campaign manager?"
Idiot staffer "So what?"
H-dog "She was Latino."
Idiot staffer "Oh sweet baby Jesus NO!!! Damage control! Damage Control!"
H-dog "Wait I got it. I'll get some Mexican kid to give me flowers, that way the Latino population will know what's up."
Idiot staffer "They'll know that you like flowers?"
H-dog "Whatever, lets roll!"
Bill "Can we stop by Taco Cabana?"

2 comments:

The Arnold Family said...

Or Mighty might be even better, albeit less authentic...

Anonymous said...

Ain't that the truth!?!