What went wrong at comunity college?

Heather and Jake... well I guess just Heather took Sydney to a "Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus" show. Now I don't know who Mo Williams is and Hayden is more into things that shoot other things more than mass-tranist fowl but my question is... what went wrong with these two?

When did they hit that bump in the road where they couldn't sell any more plasma and had to don the foam pigeon costume? Now I love my kids... and I'd do anything for them, but there isn't enough tea in China to make me dress up like an idiot for a bunch of 4 year olds. Oh well, Syd looks happy and that's good enough for me.

Meanwhile, back in SA, Hayden and I ran into the H. E. Buddy. He's the local supermarket store mascot. I guess he's suppose to be a sack of crap or something.

Anyway, our converations went like this

Me: "Hayden, you see that sack of crap over there?"
Hayden: "Yeah"
Me: "You wanna shake his hand?"
Hayden: "Nope"
Me: "You wanna kick him and then run?"
Hayden: "Sure!"