Drugs in the water
There are drugs in our water supply. The quantity's are only in the part per trillion, but you know that bottled water stock will increase.
Then there's this gem.
Crazy Muslims
The dutch cartoonist that drew this image of Muhammad (which I don't even think is that funny) is at it again.
He is urging Dutch politicians to show a film that is critical of the Koran. Of course muslims around the world are up in arms about anything that would cast any doubt on their religion. I personally love that position
Average muslim idiot: "Ours is the religion of peace and the Koran is Allah's perfect word... but it cannot stand up to any ridicule whatsoever... and if anyone dares question it we will kill them, anyone around them and some of our own followers in a violent protest!"
Muslimism is just a form of social control. If it is so peaceful and enlightened then why is it that all we see from muslims is hate and violence. It's pathetic.
Speaking of religion...
New sins for Catholics
This is just funny. I think they should have stuck with the buddy Christ.
In other news, Hayden got a cool new back tattoo. I think that I'm going to buy a ton of them and he can be a Yakuza gang member for Halloween. Joy already said that I can't get him a toy chainsaw and a hockey mask. Oh well.
Oh and Joy got a butt master 5000 or something. I guess we needed a new place to hang clothes. I do have to say that this thing really makes your butt hurt. I tried it for about 10 minutes and I have decided that I'd rather just die with a big flabby butt then to subject myself to that torture again. Besides, I'm a computer weenie... I have an image to uphold. The funny thing was that Hayden wanted to try it out, he got on it for about 2 seconds and then said "Daddy, I think I'm going to hurt myself."
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