Here she is telling a story about the time she invented the Internet. (wait... didn't someone already use that one? Gore - 'During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.' yep... he said it!)
In other news, America is riding the stupid train to hell... and apparently that train stops in fats-ville
Woman sues McDonalds for getting fat while employed there for 7 years
I don't know if this one is true, but I hope she wins millions... why not. The suit claims that the 'air' in the restaurant has 'fat particles' that are absorbed through the skin. So, I'm guessing she never ate there. Yep, that case is bullet proof! Maybe I can sue my work for being surrounded by stupid particles. Oh well, that's the life of a Sys Ad. It's kind of like herding drunken monkeys, except with more poo flinging.
And with that I leave you with the German Coast Guard commercial. Like my Russian teacher used to say "Vat is this flying squirrel you speak of?" Ah... nevermind.
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