It's more of an art then a science...

Let's say you haven't done laundry yet this weekend. Let's also say that your 1 yr old daughter needs a shirt. Sounds like a big problem? Not if you're me! I found Joy's pink bandanna and with a little tying we have an instant shirt.




I'm telling you, I should write a book or something! We were only going to Target anyway... and in this town, you're lucky if other people are wearing pants. Ah, San Antonio... the village of idiots.

Speaking of fat people, we saw Wall-E the other day and since we are one of the fattest cities in the history of super sizing, there were a lot of really fat people there. It was great when it came to the part where everyone in the movie was to big to walk... you could feel the tension in the theater... and the desire for more Krispy Kreame. I thought it was funny anyway.